Fashion Faux Pas 101 And Britney Spears

Do not wear a wedding dress to the tonight show with Jay Leno.....



unless it's your halloween costume.







OK, wow....where do I start? If you're going to wear a lacefront wig, make sure it at least fools somebody. That looks like a black skunk fell down and died on her head. And the shoes! The skunk's tail fell and landed on the shoes. They are U G L Y! They ain't got no alibi, they ugly, hey hey, they ugly! I do like the pants but not with that shirt and not with that wig. Moving on.





Seal is giving me drag queen here. The scarf coupled with the peeking skin through the v-neck of his shirt to the pants that are so tight they look like stockings. All he needs is a pair of stilettos and he'd be all set. Oh and a pair of tits. All I can say to seal is no, no, no, no, no, no. That is not even metrosexual...it's confused.



Christina! Please do comb your hair and do use some kind of product. It looks dry. I feel like going cotton picking in her scalp to make myself a scarf to replicate Seal's look.





Nikki (from America's Next Top Model) stringy hair is out....it was never in darling. I like the look from the knees up. Hate the boots and the stockings.



Britney, Britney, Britney....check this out...



Even though she's wearing two pairs of underwear AND stockings, Beyonce still did this to prevent an upcrotch shot.



And there you have it.

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Eva Mendes 2008 Campari Calendar Photoshoot

"Actress Eva Mendes graces the pages of Campari's 2008 calendar, in a range of shots that explore fairytales and fantasies.

In the latest calendar photographer Marino Parisotto recreated myth and redefined fairytales like The Little Match Girl, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella, so that the female protagonists have their fragility transformed into strength and power.

'The Campari Calendar has been a truly unique experience,' said Eva Mendes. 'I had never posed for a calendar before and I was thrilled that Campari has given me the opportunity to interpret these wonderful stories… who wouldn’t want to live a fairytale even if for a short while?'.

Gruppo Campari CEO Bob Kunze-Concewitz said Eva was the perfect choice. 'She is an international star with great flair and has interpreted the Campari Tales with passion and sublime grace.'

This will be the ninth year that Campari has produced a calendar, and the 2008 edition will have a limited print run of 9,999 copies which will be distributed internationally."

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